Somebody's Been Drinking Some Haterade

I am at an artists' enclave in the South of France, where as a community, you'd figure there'd be some love. (And don't get me wrong there has been some). Unfortunately, somebody's been drinking some haterade. And anti-American haterade at...

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Welcome to Paris: A Post Largely About Urinating

I am sitting at my hotel desk in beautiful Paris, The City of Lights, gazing longingly out the window at the clothesline of my fat French neighbor across the way whose underpants (and the subsequent holes in them) are bigger...

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On Another Note...

I continue to heart the New York Post for skillfully-constructed (awful) headlines like this one....

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