Fame.

My touching *thanks Paul* column on handjobs was so well-received that over the weekend I became a top trending topic on thegloss. I am starting a weekly column for them, so be on the look out for that as I continue to layer the internet with things I may eventually regret placing in the public domain.

Note that my name is at the tail end of the Hot Topics list, just above the picture of Betty White. Funny things you'll also learn about me from the screenshot: I don't know how to do a screengrab, I love Jeffrey Goldberg, I don't know whether daydream is one word or two, and I have too many windows open at once on my computer and in my life.