TFR: Super Bowl Pick
by Adam | Sunday 7 February 2010
As some (actually none) of you have requested...following my brilliant prognostication viz. the Jets demise in the AFC Championship Game, I am offering the following predictions for Super Bowl XLIV:
Prediction #1: I am going to eat too many buffalo wings.
Analysis: While history has proven that buffalo wings are my gastrointestinal kryptonite, history has also proven that I am incapable of saying no to them. Prediction: 18 wings.
Prediction #2: The Colts are going to win. Big. Sorry New Orleans. Sorry America. If I had to predict a score, I'd say 31-17.
Analysis: Peyton Manning may be the best quarterback to ever play the game. It can't be argued. Today will prove this...again.
Prediction #3: Tim Tebow's Pro-Life Ad is going to sound about 300 times less cogent and thoughtful than this response by Planned Parenthood:
Analysis: I get it. It's football, it's 'Murica. I love them both deeply. But on a day when our country actually manages to come together for something (however fratty or objectionable it may be to some of you out there), why must politics be interjected into it? Why are we talking about abortion on Super Bowl Sunday? Can't the crazies just pump the brakes for one hot minute?