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try to contain yourselves.

For those who want to sing along at home:

I bought a Dell
I bought a Dell
I bought a Dell
When the towers fell.

Seven years later
Seven years later
Seven years later
Still got haters

But I got a Mac
I got a Mac
So we're coming back
We're on the attack
I got a Mac

And my Dell
And my Dell
And my Dell
Can go to hell.

I got a Mac
I got a Mac
I got a Mac
I got a Mac
Coming back
We're on the attack
Feels good on my nutsack
Feels warm like chocolate.

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oh. my. god.

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