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Somebody Named John Just Got My Vote

God Bless Texas!...

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Couch by Couchwest: Tentative Line-up

I am soon embarking on Couch by Couchwest, a summer tour of America....and the couches of my friends. Should you wish to reserve a cushion to be blessed by my fulsome derrière, please hit the "Contact the Trust Fund Reporter"...

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Screen

In New York when I sleep with the window open I do it with the feeling of also being ajar. The noises carom through the apartment canyons and arise in me a distrust of what I'll never fathom: my neighbors...

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"Fuck Father's Day"

I take an advanced boxing class at the gym on Sunday mornings when I have the wherewithal (read: gastrointestinal equilibrium) to make it there for the abuse. Picture fifteen gay men, four trophy wives, and me taking marching orders from...

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Sunday

I could likely devote an entire website to the subject of Sundays. I ran four miles, down the Westside Highway to Battery Park where a lot of Europeans and Asians were shuttling between Ground Zero and the ferry to the...

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