Semicolons and Colons (events)
by Adam | Monday 3 March 2008

photo courtesy of Benjamin Schmidt
TOMORROW!!!
I will be reading at Cornelia Street Cafe along with a few other talented folks including Susan Orlean, staff writer for The New Yorker and author of several books including The Orchid Thief, which was the inspiration for the film Adaptation.

The festivities begin at 6:00 P.M., the entrance fee is but a paltry $7, which includes your first drink. Be there or be not my friend any longer.
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Sunday, 9 March 2008
The New York Colon Cancer Challenge

I will be running the 15K, which is 9.3 miles, which is more than I've ever even tried to run in my life. But it's all to benefit colons of the world, which should be good for karma considering all the awful things I've done to my colon over the years, especially in my youth in Texas...perhaps I am saying a little bit too much about colons.
Should you be interested in donating to the cause of colons, please click the "contact the trustfund reporter avatar" and be in touch; I will send you pictures of my arms flailing as I run through Central Park.