Ho Ho....
by Adam | Tuesday 18 December 2007
HOLD the ice...Santa is drinking his scotch straight tonight at the bar.
Yes that's right, even with children at the far tables in the early hour, St. Nick came into the bar and drank himself some liquor on Saturday night. He was festive, he was merry, he was fat, and probably should not be driving a sleigh with his blood alcohol content the way that it was when he left the bar.
I would like to file this one under Things that make me a better Jew.