Landscape of Manhood
by Adam | Thursday 22 November 2007
Me. Pre-Turkey Trot. 6:45 A.M.
My mother (who fancies technology as adeptly as the U.S. Department of Defense) actually took this picture in landscape format.
This, of course, is perfect because I am myself an entire landscape of manhood, an unquestionable and unindictable hulking buffet of brawn and verdure -- one who definitely came in last place among his friends at the end of 6.2 miles today, finishing in just under an hour (discounting an impromptu pee break on the side of a locked port-a-potty).
More to come when the pictures coalesce and the throbbing subsides.
Happy Thanksgiving!