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The Only Appropriate Response to Persian Assholes Visiting Our Country

Ignore them.

Comments (3)

Personally, I think the best treatment for the particular assholes who were recently state-side would be being strapped into a chair of some sort and forced to watch any and all episodes of SNL, South Park, Family Guy, or any other television show that has explicitly mocked them.

I wish we had had the opportunity to show Saddam Hussein the South Park Movie in this fashion, and whereever Hitler is, I can only hope he has been to a screening of Little Nicky.

When an asshole as big and putrid as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in your country (which, personally, I think should have been prevented anyway, but that's what we get for hosting the United Nations - a cesspool in and of itself), trying to ignore him is like trying to ignore an open sewer running within feet of your bed. Though the sewer may prove less offensive.

I like him. I wish he'd come back.

I guess after spending so much time in France your olfactory capabilities have become numb to slime. (It'll take Sarkozy a couple years to clean the place out.)