Happy Ron Jeremy Day...

To My Loyal Readers,

A momentous...uh...moment transpired yesterday afternoon in the corporate burrows of my newest home. Surrounded by my peers and a mostly female crowd, I assisted in an author signing of great consequence, not just to me, but more (in actuality) to the (w)hole of humanity.

Over the course of two hours, I watched adoring fans (employees within the company alone) surround a new author, Ron Jeremy, and ask for him to sign their books, rulers, and even their lower necks in the office place. I watched new friends line-up to mouth-kiss Ron Jeremy, I took pictures for co-workers that I probably shouldn't have, but I also managed a realization of my own. There are great experiences beyond the individual, those celebrations of life that are shared by many people or many, many partners.

I turned to Mr. Jeremy's book, The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz, and found the embodiment of this idea in print in the first sentence of the prologue: "It isn't noon yet and I've already had sex with fourteen women." And instantly, I felt grateful.

I just want to thank each of you for accompanying me through the years, through the shared experiences, good times and bad, the fun, awkward and fluid, dirty and pure, and I continue to hope that we all may achieve our dreams just like my newest hero, Ron Jeremy.

Sincerely,
Adam